The Screaming Viking

Where the Cucumbers are ALWAYS Slightly Bruised

Someday I'll put something here. For now, all I do is write, mostly on economic topics, on the blog

Why Are the Cucumbers Bruised?

Woody: Would you like the cucumber bruised?
Norm: Slightly

Season Six, Episode One. I'd call it one of the classic episodes, but to me, they're all classics. I miss good TV. And no, cucumbers being ALWAYS slightly bruised means nothing at all. But ya gotta have a tag-line.